Even Satan Himself is Asking for Attendees to Be Masked and Vaccinated!

Religious events are often frowned upon by the woke crowd, that is unless the event in question is SatanCon, which has already been completely sold out months in advance.

Ironically enough, despite one of the event’s “focal points” being the rejection of oppressive authority, they’ve declared all attendees will have to wear N-95s, KN-95s, or any form of disposable surgical masks for the entire duration, as well as be vaccinated.

That’s if the attendees wish to enter.

Who could’ve known Satan is woke too?

It seems Satan himself has fallen for Fauci’s COVID-19 hoax, so much so that even he’s been convinced those “vaccines” are actually effective at preventing a disease originating from a Chinese laboratory.

The real issue lies in the fact that Christians in America are marginalized at every step of the way as liberals slowly but surely advance toward a future where religion and faith are scoffed at.

Despite this, the event’s real purpose is the celebration of the Satanic Temple’s tenth anniversary, accompanied by promises from the event’s organizers that it would be an entire weekend of blasphemy in Boston.

It’s pretty strange considering Satanism is as close to Christianity as a religion could get. Apart from the actual deity these deranged individuals will be praying to, all of its teachings are derived from the Bible.

Albeit they’re a bit twisted out of context for the sake of…well, blasphemy.

$160 for a SatanCon T-shirt? In this economy?

However, getting in touch with Satan doesn’t come cheap. The heretics attending the event will have to set aside a pretty penny just to enter the venue, with ticket prices ranging from $95 to $160.

On top of this, the actual venue has yet to be announced. If you go to the event’s official website, where you’ll find a button to book a hotel reservation, you’re taken to the Marriott Copley Place’s official website; so there’s definitely speculation going around.

For those willing to splurge on the $160 tickets, they’ll gain access to what’s called a “Satanic Marketplace.” This is probably just another cash grab to lure in the gullible libs attending the event just to spite those with actual faith.

That being said, it’s hard to say any real Christian cares about what will be happening at SatanCon, apart from the fact it’s being pushed a bit too much.

The promotion of blasphemy certainly does leave a sour taste in one’s mouth, especially if it’s done with the intent to provoke the Christian community in Boston, as well as the rest of the United States.

No matter how you look at it, this is just another hoax devised by a liberal looking to make money off of his own kin; albeit we didn’t expect any better from them anyways.

This article appeared in The Record Daily and has been published here with permission.